Jun
23
2004
20

Remaindered Links

The P-Mate. If you thought women’s suffrage was a big deal, you’re gonna shit your pants when you get a load of this thing.

The Hiptop/Sidekick II should be in my grasp soon. Until I can wag it in front of your silly faces, you’ll have to enjoy the FCC filing.

The, “Innovative and sensual…” Float bed design. The sound of wood and steel slamming together makes for the ultimate coital soundtrack.

Like I told Eli yesterday, Japan is technologically a decade ahead of the United States. Educationally however, they’re probably only a couple years ahead.

Now instead of being a target of airport portable theft, I can look like an international pizza delivery boy.

The NailJet Pro. Looks like receptionists everywhere will feel the joy of the girl at Mr. Zorg’s office sooner than I thought.

We’re all pretty excited about the new Michael Moore movie. All of us except Christopher Hitchens anyway.

May
12
2004
0

The Love Bench

Apparently the bed/shower/table/floor/sofa/… cannot support the carnal appetites of the Equadorians.

Provided you read the instructional wall poster, I’m sure this in-room sex bench will be sure to keep you from experiencing any culture the surrounding area offers.

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