Dolphins are awesome
In case anyone needed reassurance of this, I submit to you the following:
Flipper was a badass crime-solving porpoise, Bones in Johnny Mnemonic was a cypher mammal with Ice-T as his best friend, and of who can forget Debbie’s hand raised pseudo-baby from Sealab 2021.
This CNN piece further confirms what amazing animals dolphins are. Apparently they protected a family of Kiwi swimmers from impending shark attack.
All of this, plus they have sex for fun.