When asked how he intends on dealing with his relationship with an old female friend who still resides in his native Minnesota.

“Time and space don’t concern me anymore.”

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night…my ass.

Eli and I are sitting at BJ’s in Cupertino, waiting for our ‘Sweet Pig’ pizza to arrive. The Rams are playing the Eagles on Monday Night Football, and while I become engrossed in watching my first good football game of the season, she sits quietly.

Little do I know that she’s working diligently to create a wax technicolor masterpiece! As I write this she’s given her napkin up to yet another work of genius.

She is totally awesome! I have a feeling I’ll end up framing her creations, as they’re far too adorable to be thrown out!

Walking back from a wonderful cheeseburger lunch w/ JLM, EAP, and ESJ at the Peninsula Creamery, we came upon this fantastic pirate on Hamilton.

That sword is rather awkward, but I suppose it’s festive.

I’m officially renaming my occasional posts of random collections of news, “Read These.”

Forbes on Apple and Motorola and ‘iPhone’ possibilities. I’d love to have an Apple phone, but it’d have to be VOIP.

Angy Alien Productions do ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’. JAK turned me on to these 30-Second Bunnies a while back and I love them.

Solar-Powered Wallpaper from NYU design students. Totally awesome, this is the return of funky wallpaper and the death of paint!

Chow Yun-Fat will be in the next two ‘Pirates of The Caribbean’ films. There weren’t any Chinese dudes on the ride, I checked while I was there last week.

Gillette announces a vibrating shaving razor for women. My attorneys have advised me against comment.

Totally awesome, check out this site!

I present to you, a report on each of the Golden Girls you never thought you’d read:

Part one-Sophia Petrillo

Part two-Rose Nylund

Part three-Blanche Devereaux

I have yet to read any of these, so will wait for comments on them before I decide to dive into them. Good luck.