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The greatest hits from my longline trolling of the net today:

William Gibson is right, if I could select ads like this Thai TV spot, I would watch ads. Monzel, Cummings, Wiener and I were chatting over sandwiches today, and we got onto the topic of razors. A vibrating razor–Who buys this shit??! On the topic of who buys this shit, the new hiptop from Danger Research is making the rounds; it looks and sounds quite awesome. And speaking of quite awesome, here’s yet another series of fake photos of Apple’s possible aluminum Cinema Display.

20 dollars later, Monzel and I have taken one step closer to Han Solo nirvana. Though you never see it in the films, Solo is no doubt a man who enjoyed a straight-razor shave.

In the basement of Citibank on University Ave is Debon’airs, the domain of Marco and Randy. After cleaning up my neckline, Randy warmed up my face with a hot towel and then went to work.

Pulling the skin and slicing down the edge of my face and neck, he would clean the razor against his palm and restart. My skin voiced discomfort at first, but ultimately I enjoyed the lively feeling of such a sharp blade.

Now we sit at the RnC, watching proper football and waiting to sink our newly shaven jaws into good pub burgers…hump day hu-ZAH!

“117 Pages of Photos of Drunk Girls”

I share this with you all in order to lay claim to such a hilarious title.

Dig on The Onion’s Commuting Tips.

Here’s some of what has sapped my attention away from meaningful events today.

Nikon D70 Review I’m not sure 3000×2000 pixels is enough.

RFID chips for Spanish clubbers Awesome, bring on the hooch via arm-scanner!

upcoming Jungle Cruise Movie Pray it’s more Pirates and less Haunted Mansion

Photoshopping: Hybrid Fruit This pseudo psustenance makes me hungry.

Cringley on Apple strategy: No more Macs? It’s official, he’s off the reservation.

Take the Silicon Challenge I’ll post my personal best later ;)